Time Out! Let’s Watch These Ridonkulous Trailers for ‘The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story’
Jesus Christ — what the hell is going on in these trailers for The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story? Apparently, Zack had the power to freeze time outside of the show:
And in the second trailer, we find out Slater sweat a lot, Screech punched people and, well, everyone basically hated each other to the tune of Bell Biv Devoe
Song of the Week: ‘Ride For You’ by Danity Kane
The end of the world is nigh. Danity Kane has officially broken up…for the second (or is it third?) time. Actually, we already knew that the band was going through a bunch of drama and group members were bickering with each other and dropping like flies. I mean, has any group from the Making the Band series ever stayed together (see: Da Band, O-Town)?
So as an “In memoriam” for Danity Kane, I…
'Expendables III': The One Where Sylvester Stallone Fights a Building
Look at the picture above. Is that from Expendables I, II or III? The answer is all of the above. Well, not really…but I imagine that it can be.
Confession: I have never seen an Expendables movie. So when I went into Expendables III, I was worried that I would be lost. I was sure that there was so much mythology and complex intersecting back story to all of the characters that it would be…
And Now Here’s Alison Brie as ‘Muffy the Vampire Slayer’ Featuring Jennifer Lawrence
In 2007, there was a pilot called Not Another High School Show featuring the magical Alison Brie as the Muffy the Vampire Slayer as well as American treasure Jennifer Lawrence. I never heard of this until now and I wanted to share this cobbled clip of the show.
(P.S. Lawrence’s appearance is very short, so please don’t get upset about that.)
My Rambling, Unstructured Thoughts About ‘The Giver’
Pleasantville meets Divergent. That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the trailer for The Giver, the newest in the YA novel-turned-sci-fi movie cannon. The novel was written in 1993 by Lois Lowryand from what I have read, the movie stays in line with the source material. It tells the story of Jonas, a young man living in a utopian society where everything is the same. There is no war.…
Robin Williams: The First Celebrity Death That Made Me Cry
It’s been four days since the world learned that Robin Williams passed away. I found out through Facebook, of course. I read a headline that said, “Robin Williams Dead at 63.” I gasped in disbelief. So I immediately Googled his name and sure enough, news started popping up about his death.”RIP Robin Williams” started trending almost immediately on all social media platforms. As I read all this…
Remember When Emma Stone Paid Homage to Lauren Bacall in ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’?
It’s been a sad couple of days, folks. First, we had to wrap our head around Robin Williams dying and just yesterday, it was announced that the Golden Age Hollywood icon Lauren Bacall has died as well. You may know her from classic films like To Have and Have Not, How to Marry a Millionaire, and her award-winning performance in The Mirror Has Two Faces. She was also a Tony winner, giving us some…
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles': A Successful Disappointment
I don’t like taking notes during movies. I’ve learned that writing something legible in the dark is nearly impossible. Rogue words like “STUPID” and “RIDICULOUS” and “I LOVE ASEUBEIWR” are all over the page and make absolutely no sense — but it’s quite entertaining to read. While Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I felt that I didn’t need to take notes. It’s a frothy summer movie. Was there REALLYan…
This is the Best Instagram Conversation About Jay Z and Beyonce’s ‘On the Run’ Tour You Will Ever Read
Last night, I witnessed the spectacle that was Jay Z and Beyonce‘s On the Run Tour at San Francisco’s AT&T Ballpark. Naturally, I was screaming “DIVORCE” after each song. I was also Instagramming the entire time…to prove I was there, obviously. This is a real conversation that happened with one of my photos.
Please add to the conversation on my Instagram at your leisure.