National Cheese Pizza Day: A Day Invented for Kevin McCallister
Apparently, September 5th is National Cheese Pizza Day.
Why isn’t there a day for pepperoni? Or for meat lover’s? This is a bit unfair just to single out cheese pizza and give them a special day. Actually, it’s just plumb dumb that they have a cheese pizza day. Who the hell has the authority on doing this kind of bullcorn?
If you’re going to celebrate, celebrate this bullcorn celebration with…
33 Reasons Why Everyone Needs to Celebrate Beyonce’s B’day
1.) She can drop it like it’s hot with ease.
2.) She can survive rain of fire.
3.) Her hair flip is intense.
4.) She has the ability to turn into any animal.
5.) She gives a good shoulder shimmy.
6.) She paid homage to I Dream of Jeannie in her own special way.
7.) She can sing without blinking.
8.) She can multiply on demand.
9.) She’s good at shameless self-promotion.
10.) Whatever the hell…
Why I Would Rather Be a Member of the ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ Than ‘The Avengers’
A couple of weeks ago, I saw the seven minute preview of Guardians of the Galaxy and at the time, I wasn’t excited by what I saw. I didn’t say that out loud because I was afraid that I would get crucified. But now that I have actually seen the movie, I feel like I can come out of the “I wasn’t titillated by the seven minute preview of Guardians of the Galaxycloset. Don’t get me wrong — I was…